All Things Ordinary #1 is out now! This is a personal zine about the last month i spent in Buffalo, NY (where i have lived all 27 years of my life) before i moved to Portland, OR (where i've been living for the past 4 months). It mostly consists of reflections on my time in Buffalo, thoughts about what lies ahead of me in Portland (i had never visited Portland before i moved here), and things that happened to me during my last month living in Buffalo. It is 24 pages and quarter sized.

  ( here are a couple sample pages )

I love trading zines and would prefer that, but if you don't want to/can't trade it is $3.00ppd. My paypal address is derekneuland@gmail.com.

send zine trades or $3.00 well hidden cash/money order to:
Derek Neuland
p.o. box 42182
Portland, OR 97242

• 00:20 just set my username on facebook: www.facebook.com/derekneuland #
• 00:26 @sawcebox haha no problem #
• 00:27 @getsconed Return of The Rentals is one of my favorite records of all time #
• 00:30 @drhensjog NERD! #
• 00:34 @sawcebox that really sucks. i was hoping for just Derek but i slacked and forgot about it. i'm glad i got my full name though #
• 00:35 @drhensjog that stuff is so gross that it does not deserve to be called soda #
• 15:11 lets try this again #squarespace #
• 17:13 why does @evabecker keep squishing her face against mine? #
• 18:11 at the Sellwood theatre to see Up #
• 21:36 RT @drhensjog all protected twitter accounts are not seen for the #squarespace challenge, as an FYI #
• 21:36 @getsconed what are you getting tattooed? #

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• 00:48 @hellolevi it's about freakin' time! #
• 13:39 free iphone please? #squarespace #
• 17:21 @lakeeriemonster I feel like i've seen 3 Lockjaw reunions. Although, i could get behind a Wrong the Oppressor reunion.Make it happen @xmozx #
• 17:27 #followfriday @onepercentpress, @ifyoumakeit, @thirstydudes, @lakeeriemonster, and @punknews #
• 18:28 @getsconed netbooks are amazing! i love mine (an HP Mini) #

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• 01:43 @flclrocks for the next 30 days, everyday you tweet with #squarespace in it you're entered that day for the random drawing for an iphone #
• 01:49 @Ricky_Nocera congrats on the job man! #
• 02:18 @sawcebox personal blogs are hard to keep, i'm having the same problem with derekneuland.com #
• 03:46 @sawcebox i got my theme here: www.freewpthemes.net/ and yes, i would love for you to contribute to thirsty dudes! #
• 20:44 @tinybumblebee awww how cute! #

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• 05:09 just watched the 924 Gilman documentary. now i want to run a venue #
• 05:32 thank you Dan Savage for helping me fall asleep with your hilariously awesome advice #
• 16:15 my new blog: www.thirstydudes.com/ #
• 19:01 on the MAX en route to see David Sedaris at Powells!! #
• 20:15 just got to Powell's, barely standing room left. i found a spot behind the last row of chairs. 45 minutes until he starts #
• 20:30 twitpic.com/730n2 - part of the crowd waiting patiently #
• 20:35 i hope David Sedaris repels from the ceiling, or there's a trap door behind the podium and he rises from the basement #
• 20:45 i didn't realize the age demographics Mr. Sedaris brings out. The median age here is about 35 #
• 20:52 if you read the book of the author you're waiting to see, are you considered "that guy"? #
• 20:55 he's here! #
• 21:00 twitpic.com/733ch - Mr. Sedaris himself! #
• 21:37 "body of christ nachos" #
• 21:49 "Portland is a training center for panhandlers" #
• 21:59 what a funny man. easily the best reading i've ever been to #

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• 01:34 @shawnxxx STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE! #
• 02:54 i'd like to win a free iphone from #squarespace #
• 14:27 @yourcatchphrase hahaha #
• 20:22 let's try this again #squarespace #

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• 14:54 as if i didn't already really want an iphone, the iphone 3GS sounds amazing #
• 15:36 @hellolevi what's your point? iphone > itouch #
• 16:07 @hellolevi but iphone eliminates carrying around 3 devices (camera,phone,mp3 player) and has wifi #
• 18:12 @hellolevi why are you, an iphone user, trying to tell me to never get an iphone? ridiculous! #

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• 21:06 @Ricky_Nocera such a good movie #
• 21:17 I'm excited about the WWDC keynote tomorrow. it's funny how work can't get me to wake up early, but geeky computer talks can. #

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• 01:51 people camping out spots on NE MLK blvd. for the Rose Parade tomorrow. i am in awe #
• 12:47 i wish the rose parade would start already so i can go back to bed #
• 16:04 no parade should last 2 and a half hours #

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• 02:23 @maggievanscoyk hell yea!!! #
• 19:54 @alexwrekk i hope so too! trees are whipping around like crazy in SE #
• 20:35 @flclrocks have fun seeing Camera Obscura. i'm going to the Wonder Ballroom for Metric tomorrow #
• 20:44 @flclrocks oh i will, especially since i'm getting in for free! #
• 20:50 @flclrocks i have my ways :) #
• 21:20 @maggievanscoyk awesomeness? #
• 21:38 @maggievanscoyk hahaha #

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